i am the candid yam. i say what the hell i think; if you don't like it, don't listen to me. the problem with liquor is that it makes you believe you are special. that's all.

All I Want

To no longer be worried about money.
To get my kids all the dental work they need.
To get ME all the dental work I need.
To never, ever be beholden to the man again.
To never, ever have to fire anyone again. Although there will be an element of poetic justice to this one.
To (I'm sorry) win the Powerball...